Superheroes – SaintCarnival

The Most Incompetent Superhero Film Ever Made, Enneagrammed

Stuart July 15, 2013 1

UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH . . . Yo. I finally saw Green Lantern, and, well, it wasn’t very good. It isn’t literally the most incompetent superhero film ever made — I apologize for […]

Random Thoughts on Man of Steel (SPOILERS)

Stuart July 4, 2013 1

Yo. The following post contain spoilers for Man of Steel. I hope that goes without saying, but there you go. I liked the film — quite a bit, actually. It’s not […]

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Trailer for X-Men: First Class

Stuart February 11, 2011 2

Yo, just dropping by to discuss the latest news in the entertainment industry! Take a look at this: I’m honestly excited. It looks much more interesting than Origins: Wolverine, and […]

Review of Swamp Thing (Old)

Stuart February 4, 2011 0

This review was originally posted on November 19, 2009. I will be posting some of my old reviews, unedited, before launching into new territory. Yo, Cine Beast reporting. This is […]